In protest of censorship I will be logging out and possibly deleting by or until the end of the year
Dec 12, 2018
you know how in movies whenever people want to have sex they pretty much disregard all human life and just…. use their entire forearm to sweep all the stuff off the kitchen table onto the floor so they can have their “passionate” heterosexual missionary intercourse. that is so fucked up. who has to clean that up afterwards
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Dec 12, 2018
I love the recent culture shift on here where the hip cool funney public persona changed from “lol I’m so depressed I’m a piece of trash nobody loves me lmao” to “i am a humble gremlin, and i will suplex god for his transgressions”
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Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018
In fifth grade we were making little clay statues and mine came out shitty so I left a big air pocket in it so it would explode when the teacher put it in the kiln and it exploded so hard it destroyed ten other kids’s statues and they were all on the verge of tears I thought it was really funny I still do
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Dec 12, 2018
We had to write a Mini Comic for my Illustration Class so I did mine based on The Frog and The Scorpion. Hopefully you all know the story!
But if you don’t know the story… In the original the scorpion stings the frog in the middle of the river. When the frog asks “why” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature” and they both die. I like my ending more.
Done with watercolor and pen and ink nib.
I always thought this story was fucked up, even when I heard it as a very young child. I even got put in the naughty corner, and a star next to my name crossed off for questioning it.
This story is so much better, and I like it’s message much more.
This illustrates so well what is fucked up about the original story.
Implying that the scorpion would always choose to sting, even when it goes against its best interests as well as the frog’s, just because ‘that’s what scorpions do’, implies that we’re all just helpless victims of our own ‘natures’. And therefor no one can really prevent or be held accountable for their destructive behaviour; it’s just something written into them, part of their nature.
Not only is the original pessimistic, it’s also defeatist, condemns the frog’s generosity but also absolves the scorpion of true responsibility for its actions.
I love this comic especially in conversation with the original, because it refutes all that. The scorpion is judged by words and deeds; the frog’s magnanimity is not punished, and in the end, even if we suppose that another scorpion did exactly what the original in the story did, that changes the context so that now it can be held fully accountable for opting to be a bastard.
Also the artwork is GORGEOUS.
Dec 12, 2018
Dec 12, 2018
This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man
No. A lot of women don’t go to cosmetology classes to learn how to do hair, they have the experience from growing up-their mom doing their hair, Then experimenting which what they can do themselves. This guy probably had short hair his entire life with no clue on what to do. He didn’t just look up how to do a ponytail, he paid for actual classes so that he could do his little daughters hair in cool and creative ways so that SHE gets the learning experience and learns how to do it her own and then can go to school with fabulous.
This is A+ daddy right here, he went above and beyond because he knows that he lack in certain areas where a mom would pick this up. Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.Please don’t destroy nice things that men do simply because they are men and you want to hate them.
Shots fired.
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Dec 12, 2018
when your spouse catches your child in a ridiculous lie such as claiming they didnt eat the entirety of a bag of sugar despite the evidence, it is YOUR job, as co-parent and a bringer of chaos, to say: i believe her. she didn’t do it. that sugar could’ve came from anywhere. let’s go baby, let’s go find the criminal who framed you. what a dastardly crime to commit against a child.
now…as someone who raised their younger sister: 9 out of 10 times, this will end in a tearful confession. your faith in her will be it. and you have to act HEARTBROKEN. you have to look at the dog and ask, mournfully, “did you know? did you know?”
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